Which is how I can spot and respect another bro's manliness by choice of texture.
And I've seen the way you eat pizza...stalking it until you make the kill. Not letting that layer of cheese slip away, but oh it gives you a chase! And then you decimate your prey with your bear trap like jaw. Oh yes if anyone should tote that title it should be you good sir.
Also you can grow a lumberjack beard, I can't even do a mustache and 60% of ladies can even muster that.